I guess if you're reading this, then you either had your fill of the portfolio above or just completely blew past it. Either way, here we are. Does this feel awkward to you? It does to me. There's not much else to say about a portfolio that the portfolio doesn't already say for itself, ya know? I've done simple. I've done complex. Flash, PHP, Javascript, HTML, blah, blah blah. I know you probably don't care about that stuff. And in the off-chance that you do, shoot me an email and we'll talk.

Are you still reading this? It doesn't get any more interesting. Seriously, go look at the portfolio. If you're really this bored, go the Serial Number Fun page. I heard it's gone viral! Everyone's doing it!!! Why not you? Right now... go!